{"product_id":"be-kind-of-a-bitch-sarcasm-unisex-tee","title":"\"Be Kind Of A Bitch\" Sarcasm Unisex Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e✨💅 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eBalance is everything.\u003c\/b\u003e For the girl who is a total sweetheart until she isn't, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"87\"\u003e\"Be Kind Of A Bitch\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e is your new daily uniform. It's a playful spin on the \"Be Kind\" movement, designed for those who know that true \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"224\"\u003eGirl Power\u003c\/b\u003e involves standing your ground, speaking your mind, and keeping a sharp wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't a flimsy, see-through retail shirt; it's a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"54\"\u003epremium \"lived-in\" staple\u003c\/b\u003e. Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003eheavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, it offers a structured, high-end drape that looks intentional and stays comfortable. It's the ultimate conversation starter for coffee runs, gym sessions, or just manifesting \"don't mess with me\" energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD)\u003c\/b\u003e product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003eCurrent Date: May 2026\u003c\/b\u003e), ensuring the sharp, minimalist typography is crisp and permanent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e This garment features \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003eSarcastic Adult Humor\u003c\/b\u003e. It is intended as a lighthearted, satirical statement on modern social expectations and female empowerment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuality Standard:\u003c\/b\u003e We use \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003ePremium 6.1 oz Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/b\u003e. This ensures a \"non-sheer\" fit that holds its shape wash after wash—superior to the thin, itchy shirts found in discount bins.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✨ Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Sarcastic Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the \"Be Kind Of A Bitch\" motif in a clean, modern font. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable and won't feel like a heavy plastic patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Premium US Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from high-quality, ring-spun cotton. This substantial fabric provides a flattering, unisex drape and gets softer and more \"vintage\" with every trip through the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Street Style\" Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic boxy silhouette with dropped shoulders and a thick ribbed crewneck. It's the perfect foundation for an \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"137\"\u003e#EffortlessCool\u003c\/b\u003e look—pair it with high-waisted denim, a leather jacket, and chunky sneakers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePre-Shrunk \u0026amp; Resilient:\u003c\/b\u003e Treated with a specialized wash to ensure the fit you unbox today survives the laundry without shrinking. Double-needle stitching ensures it can handle your busiest days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e🧵 Product Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex Boxy Fit (True to size; size up for the \"Influencer Oversized\" look).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (6.1 oz).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarcastic Humor \/ Girl Power \/ Street Style \/ Casual Irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/b\u003e Small to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e✅ Why It's the Perfect Choice:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eSearching for the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eBest Gift for Sarcastic Friends\u003c\/b\u003e, a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003eFunny Girl Power Graphic Tee\u003c\/b\u003e, or a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"88\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Sarcastic Top\u003c\/b\u003e? 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