{"product_id":"dont-let-me-funny-shots-t-shirt","title":"\"DON'T LET ME\" Funny Shots T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🥃⚠️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eThe official uniform of poor decisions.\u003c\/b\u003e We've all been there: the music is loud, the vibes are high, and suddenly someone suggests a round of tequila. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"160\"\u003e\"Don't Let Me Do Shots\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e acts as a hilarious (and probably ignored) disclaimer for your night out. Featuring bold, \"emergency-style\" typography, this shirt tells the world exactly what kind of trouble you're looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003epremium custom-printed heavyweight staple\u003c\/b\u003e, designed to survive even the wildest bar crawls. 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Whether you're buying it for yourself as a safety measure or gifting it to the \"wild card\" of your friend group, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD)\u003c\/b\u003e product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed, ensuring a fresh, high-contrast finish for your party gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHumor Disclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e This garment is intended for \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003esarcastic and entertainment purposes\u003c\/b\u003e. Please drink responsibly and remember that a t-shirt is not a legal guardian!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eImages for Illustration:\u003c\/b\u003e All product images are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"48\"\u003edigital mockups\u003c\/b\u003e. The final design is digitally printed. Actual print colors may vary slightly (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"143\"\u003e5-10%\u003c\/b\u003e) based on the fabric's natural texture and your screen's color calibration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✨ Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Impact Party Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the \"DON'T LET ME\" warning in a bold, modern font. We use specialized soft-hand inks that won't crack or peel, even after a night on the dance floor and a heavy-duty wash cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePROUDLY MADE IN USA:\u003c\/b\u003e This garment is manufactured and printed in the United States, supporting local labor and ensuring the highest quality control for your weekend \"armor.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz). 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