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It's the ultimate statement piece for the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"150\"\u003esarcastic introvert\u003c\/b\u003e who is one \"per my last email\" away from losing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eSnarky \"Restraint\" Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e Features high-contrast, bold typography that is easy to read from across the room (or the Zoom screen). The message is witty, relatable, and just the right amount of sassy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e☁️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003e\"Mental Health Day\" Softness\u003c\/b\u003e Made from a premium 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend. 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