{"product_id":"i-identify-as-a-problem-funny-sarcastic-tshirt-unisex-black-streetwear-tee","title":"\"I Identify As A Problem\" Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt - Unisex Black Streetwear Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSet the mood before you even enter the room with the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003e\"I Identify As A Problem\" Funny Graphic Tee\u003c\/b\u003e. Seamlessly blending high-impact minimalist typography with a hilariously blunt, self-aware attitude, this premium black t-shirt is the ultimate wardrobe statement for those who carry a healthy dose of sarcasm wherever they go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eEngineered for year-round versatility, this short-sleeve crewneck transitions effortlessly from high-energy summer tropical vacations to layered streetwear outfits in the cooler seasons. It stands out as the absolute go-to casual menswear staple for weekend hangs, gym sessions, or as a legendary, laugh-out-loud gift for that one friend who is always a beautifully chaotic handful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You'll Love This Sarcastic Statement Tee:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Sarcastic Art:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-definition, high-contrast typography layout displaying the viral \"I Identify As A Problem\" statement—guaranteed to spark smiles, nods, and instant conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAll-Seasons Premium Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from ultra-soft, highly breathable premium cotton-poly blend fabric designed to keep you cool and dry under tropical heat, yet comfortable under your favorite streetwear hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Streetwear Silhouette:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered with a sturdy round crewneck collar, relaxed shoulder lines, and a modern unisex cut that flatters all frames. Fit is true-to-size for a classic retail look, or size up for that boxy, oversized streetwear drape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLong-Lasting, Fade-Resistant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Applied using industrial-grade, wash-resistant inks engineered to fuse straight into the fabric fibers—preventing cracking, peeling, or fading through endless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Cotton-Poly Blend (Soft-feel, high-density breathable knit)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Midnight Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex regular retail fit (True to size; check the size chart for details)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarcastic Humorous Quotes \/ Modern Streetwear \/ Daily Casual Menswear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed typography graphic artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease Note (POD Disclaimer):\u003c\/b\u003e This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product, printed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase the graphic design and typographic layout. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Dog Mom Hat","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53822820516187,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53822820548955,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53822820581723,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53822820614491,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822820647259,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822820680027,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53822820712795,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53822820745563,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53822820778331,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53822820811099,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822820843867,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822820876635,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53822820909403,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53822820942171,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53822820974939,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53822821007707,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822821040475,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822821073243,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":53822821106011,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":53822821138779,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":53822821171547,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":53822821204315,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822821237083,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822821269851,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53822821302619,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53822821335387,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53822821368155,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53822821400923,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822821433691,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822821466459,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53822821499227,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53822821531995,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53822821564763,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53822821597531,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822821630299,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822821663067,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":53822821695835,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":53822821728603,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":53822821761371,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":53822821794139,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822821826907,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822821859675,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53822821892443,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53822821925211,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53822821957979,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53822821990747,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822822023515,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822822056283,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":53822822089051,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":53822822121819,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":53822822154587,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":53822822187355,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822822220123,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822822252891,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53822822285659,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53822822318427,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53822822351195,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53822822383963,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822822416731,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822822449499,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53822822482267,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53822822515035,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53822822547803,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53822822580571,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822822613339,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822822646107,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":53822822678875,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":53822822711643,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":53822822744411,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":53822822777179,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822822809947,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822822842715,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":53822822875483,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":53822822908251,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":53822822941019,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":53822822973787,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822823006555,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822823039323,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53822823072091,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53822823104859,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53822823137627,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53822823170395,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822823203163,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822823235931,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53822823268699,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53822823301467,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53822823334235,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53822823367003,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53822823399771,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53822823432539,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1030\/3219\/3371\/files\/Front_view_of_the_black_I_Identify_As_A_Problem_Funny_T-Shirt_showing_the_bold_minimalist_typography_design.png?v=1787092146","url":"https:\/\/dogmomhat.shop\/products\/i-identify-as-a-problem-funny-sarcastic-tshirt-unisex-black-streetwear-tee","provider":"dogmomhat.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}