{"product_id":"im-ammosexual-funny-gun-t-shirt","title":"\"I'm Ammosexual\" Funny Gun T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🔫🇺🇸 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"7\"\u003eIt's not a hobby, it's who I am.\u003c\/b\u003e For the patriot who spends more time at the range than at the mall, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"112\"\u003e\"I'm Ammosexual\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e is a \"10 out of 10\" wardrobe essential. Featuring a witty play on iconic \"Born This Way\" phrasing, this design is the ultimate conversation starter for the man whose true love language is high-velocity lead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't a thin, flimsy bargain-bin shirt; it's a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003epremium \"Range-Grade\" favorite\u003c\/b\u003e. 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